great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

liminal-zone:

Points were made here.

huffylemon:

red-faced-wolf:

transfantasma:

Queen

play-now-my-lord:

family abolition means we’re going to hunt down your grandma like the purge. Meemaw hunger games

girlballs:

girlballs:

girlballs:

hey wait a minute

beardedmrbean:

fuleao:

supermodelcats:

tags by @sharkiethedork

memewhore:

kineticpenguin:

bewbin:

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war
Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

911boofer:

911boofer:

THE NOISE I JUST MADE

New everything just dropped

calamitys-child:

zoestorm:

soggy-wet-catgirl:

He’s so fucking stupid <3

Sound on I beg you

Audio: A cartoonish “bonk” as the cat hits the tank followed by a person’s muffled laughter